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Chloe Petts: If You Can’t Say Anything Nice

presented by Avalon Promotions

Fresh from her smash hit Edinburgh Fringe run and Soho Theatre sell-out debut, Chloe Petts returns with her follow-up hour. Everyone complimented her on how polite she was with big issues in the last show so now she's cashing in those points and plans on being really rude. Expect routines on Greta Thunberg, the footie and calling you all a bunch of virgins.

Age guidance: 14+
Running time: 20 mins / interval / 60 mins (no support)

‘A first show that was worth waiting for.’

The Guardian

‘Astonishingly assured debut from Petts… You’ll learn things, but you’ll laugh even more.’


‘One of the most accomplished Fringe debuts ever.’

Evening Standard